Hey All,
As part of our program, we had to create a unique walk or "mis-steps" project which we conceptualize and enact in Amsterdam. Below is the overview and reaction to my walk.
Title: Bi-Polar Hydrophobia
Duration: 2 hours, composed of eight 15 minute segments.
Concept: For those who don't know, Amsterdam is a city of canals. Nearly every street corner you stop at in central Amsterdam has a canal visible in at least one direction, as you can see by this map.. I was trying to get into the mindset of someone who was completely hydrophobic (afraid of water) and what it'd be like to take a walk through Amsterdam. After further thought, I realized that if I just walked while being afraid of water, I'd just end up far from the center eventually and there'd be no water to be afraid of. To combat this problem, I then put myself into the shoes of a person suffering from multi-personality disorder, wit one personality that is extremely afraid of bodies of water, and the other that is very fond of water and stays near it at all costs. The transition between the two characters happens every fifteen minutes. When the change occurs, I either do my best to get as far away from canals as I can, or ambitiously seek out and follow any canal I can. At the end of every period, I take a series of photos to document how successful I was in either being near or away from water.
Reaction: I have to say, this walk was one of the more eventful and enjoyable walks I've been on during this trip. I started at the Noordermarket about fifteen blocks west of Centraal Station in the role of the personality who loves water and followed the Prinsengracht down for 15 minutes, then switched personalities and started running until I couldn't see water any more.
After a while, I realized that it was rather impossible at some areas to go anywhere without coming to a canal, where I decided that it was ok to cross a bridge while in a state of hydrophobia, but I had to do it while running and it had to be in the exact center of the bridge. While this wasn't a problem for the larger bridges because they all had nice big medians between the two lanes, this was a problem for some of the bridges which were one lane and rather long. I tried my to time my run over the bridge to work with traffic, but unfortunately was forced to obstruct traffic twice. Once it was just for the last few feet of the bridge, but the second time I was about 5-10 feet onto the bridge when a car turned to cross it from behind me. It was too late to turn around, as doing so would require me to stand at the edge of the bridge or jump over the car, both of which I was unwilling to do. So I crossed the bridge as fast as possible with the driver behind me quite upset and yelling at me.
Also, on another pedestrian bridge, the very center of the bridge was unfortunately a bike path. Again, I tried my best to time it bikes, but as I was running over the bridge, this bike came out of no where and hit me pretty much dead on. The biker was ok, though rather upset. The collision knocked me over, but after checking myself briefly, I decided that it wasn't harmful, but just shook me up a bit.
This new approach to a walk made me explore the city in a brand new way. The fear of water made me go down many small alleys that I usually don't travel through, and found out that several of them are quite beautiful. Also, while following canals I found some very interesting scenes and aspects of the canals. The most notable scene involved a group of four middle aged men standing in a small semi-circle at the edge of one of the canals. They were all staring down into the canal, where a few feet away from the edge a series of air bubbles were coming up from the bottom. While I'm sure it was just a group of guys coming home from work and noticed some anomaly in the canal producing air bubbles, the sense that I just walked into the scene of a mob hit was just too great, and I resisted the temptation to pull out my camera and just walked past them as fast as I could.
In conclusion I'm very glad that I went on this little walk, as it let me experience many things that I just didn't have the drive or mindset to experience before. Also, if you are, in fact, hydrophobic, I would probably not look into moving to Amsterdam in the near future.
.:August

The last two days we've been visited by two different new media artists from Holland. On Thursday we were visited by Marc van Woudenberg (greatest name ever) of
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Wednesday morning we made a trip out to the 

To wrap up our visit to London, John invited this fellow named Simon Davies to come and give a little talk to our class. Simon a member of
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The amount that I've taken in in the last fews days has been quite staggering. On Thursday our class jumped into the
The Frieze itself was quite mind-blowing. There was just SO much work in this building. I just walked the site for a few hours and tried to take in as much as I could, but it got a bit over-whelming. There was some absolutely beautiful photography pieces, some bizarre sculptures, and hundreds of paintings. I was blown away by a great deal of the art, but some of it just fell into the "bizarre modern art" classification, at least to me. I posted some pictures of my favorite works that I saw while there. After several hours of art-viewing, I made my way to the film screening room for the final screening of the day. This was actually quite exciting. Stuart Comer from the Tate Modern (remember him?) was put in charge of curating one of the screenings for the Frieze, and decided to include a documentary that was produced an edited by our professor, John Schott in the early 1970's. Stuart made the film choice long before he knew that we were making the trek to London as part of our trip, so John being there for the screening was just an unexpected bonus. The documentary itself was about a rather important art auction in New York in the early 1970's, and apparently as the auction is showing up in art history books now, John's film is becoming rather popular as well. I enjoyed the film a great deal, and it was quite nice to see some work made by my advisor and professor for the last four years of my academic life.
The next day we had a class/workshop day in the morning, then made a trek out to the
This morning was spent at the
After our meeting with Stuart, we took a rather long tube ride to a CCTV center of one of the boroughs in London. Although you definitely notice a large amount of cameras around London, I don't think it's really possible to take in how many cameras watch you on a given day. We were given a tour of their facilities, and it was about what you'd expect. There were several people sitting at computers, watching and monitoring feeds from hundreds of cameras. While we were there, they were monitoring a woman sitting down to eat her fried chicken lunch. Apparently there was something suspicious about her chicken, or something she was doing, but I didn't notice anything out of order. The CCTV center is funded by the government, but aren't actually part of any police department. They work kind of closely with the police, by calling them to alert them of any unusual or unlawful activity, although they themselves seem to have no actual power beyond observation. To prove their power of observation to us, they had saved the video of us waiting at the bus stop on our way to the center (pictured on left). The directors of the center were rather open to questions. It definitely was a wake-up call to me about just how much of what I've been doing in London has been caught on CCTV. Oh well, time to go dig a hole in the ground and wait for Armageddon, I guess.
So I had a rather exciting last couple of days. On Saturday morning I took a two-ish hour bus ride up to Oxford town. Much like my connection in New York, I have a friend who lives in Oxford who I met while working at my summer camp. Her name is Niks, and is currently studying at Oxford (or some other school in the town, I really forget) to be a nurse. She showed me around the town a bit, went to a quaint little pub that she likes, and I spent the night on her couch. The next morning we did a little more sight-seeing around town, including a visit to the local cathedral. Although the town as a hole was really pretty, this building really took the cake. The architecture was just so breath-taking. The picture to the left is one of the towery things in the front of the cathedral. After a walk around the cathedral, we said goodbye and it was another two hour bus ride back to London.
The rest of Saturday and most of Sunday were dedicated to getting back up to speed on my Mosaic Maps (more on that in a few days when i have more to show.) On the contrary, Monday was full of suspense, surprise, excitement, and the desecration of children's' toys. Why yes, ladies and gentlemen, it was a circuit bending workshop with the ever-friendly Ben (pictured). For you uninformed folk, circuit bending is the manipulation of existing electrical circuits in order to create fun and interesting new results. For our workshop, we tore about noise-making child toys and played with their insides. At first we just used our natural electrical fields to "massage" the electricity around the board, which resulted in the weaning and waning of the typical noises that they'd produce. We got a bit more intense after a bit, by introducing additional wires, resisters, solder, and all kind of crazy things. We then experimented with some nifty hardware hacking, in which we combined a car speaker and a cardboard box to make our very own amp. After some nifty demonstrations of some of Ben's favorite hardware hacks and bent circuits, and a little jam session of all our own contraptions, we bid Bed a good day. A photo essay of the workshop produced by our professor, John, can be found 
